Saw this in Tony’s AIM profile tonight, and it was so genius I had to save it here.

Sure, you can ogle her <BODY> - stare at her <FORM>, but for crying out loud, use your <HEAD>! <A> woman doesn’t want to be treated as an <OBJECT>. You’ve got to have <STYLE>. Work on your pickup lines, don’t read from some <SCRIPT>. Be <BOLD>, and take chances! Make sure each <BUTTON> on your shirt is done up right. <SELECT> a nice cologne, but not too much! Follow these simple instructions, stay in the right <FRAME> of mind, and <I> am sure you’ll soon be a <LEGEND>